Next Time

It has recently occurred to me that I may have married a 5 year old in a grown man's body!
I'm sure many women can relate to that intro. but to make matters worse, this one has the only child syndrome...bad!

He not only thinks he needs and wants every new toy the moment it's available... but pouts like a baby if he doesn't get it the moment he mentions he wants it!
It's exhausting!!
I SO resent having to be the bad cop all the time...
"NO, you can't have 'it'...because we can't afford 'it', that's why!"
It sucks!

It's not small ticket stuff here!
He wants a new car and an I phone...instead, he settled for a Mac Notebook and a Playstation 3...my total bill upon check out at Best Buy tonight was over $2300.--
Are you serious!!??
The only reason I gave in was for the 18 months of interest free financing they offered us...that and the fact that I just didn't have the energy to fight!!
I had already been fighting for my life against 3 children all day!!
He had me at a weak moment...and he knew it!
Even a 5 year old, I mean 33 year old knows how to manipulate his Mother...I mean Wife! :)

Hubby: "But now we can watch Blu Ray Movies in our bedroom honey!! And you can surf the net on the laptop while I play video games!!"

me: "Hmmm, sounds SO romantic! Where do I sign!?" :)

Reason number 2 million and 86 why Next Time around, I WILL come back as a man!!
Right up there next to not having to do the laundry or dishes, carry and birth the children, (I know, some of you women enjoy that...I'm not one of them)
AND never again having to bleed for more than 3 days with out dying!!!

I mean really...could you imagine, ladies....walking into a store of your choice and spending thousands of dollars when you've got young children to support...with out even a blink of an eyelash...!? Simply because, you want it!! Whatever IT is at the moment!?
I mean, maybe if money were no option...and you had a ton of it to toss around...but otherwise!? HELLS NO!!!
That's your answer, right!?
ME TOO!?!?

I don't get it.

I have a feeling I never will... unless I grew a penis, perhaps!?

In the meantime...I'd settle for growing "a set" so that the next time my Dear Husband decides he has to have "IT" I can 'sack up' and mean "HELLS NO!" ...when I say it!!!

"Pity Party or no Pitty Party...HELLS NO Old Man!"

.... Next time....